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Welcome to my website. Below are a few of my works of art and some dad jokes collected from the internet. I hope you will love my art and enjoy my dad joke collection. Have fun and always keep on learning.☮

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☆ JOKES FOR YOU ☆

1. What's The most Scariest Plant In the Forest?

===> BamBOO!

2. What's Brown & Sticky?

===> A Stick

3. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

===> I don't know y

4. Where do fruits go on vacation?

===> Pear-is

5. I asked my dog what's Two plus Two.

===> He said Nothing

6. What has more letters than the Alphabet?

===> The Post Office

7. Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

===> Because then it would be a foot

8. How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

===> Ten Tickles

9. I once got fired from a canned juice company.

===> Apparently I couldn't concentrate

10. What is Red and really Bad for your teeth?

===> A Flying Brick

11. Why are T-rex's unable to clap their hands?

===> Because they are Extinct

12. What did number 7 say to number 8?

===> Nice Belt

13. What did number 7 say to number 9?

===> Nothing Numbers don't Talk

14. There are 10 types of People in the World.

===> Those who understand Binary code & those who don't

15. What do you call a Cat that is drinking?

===> A Cat

16. What do you call a joke that isn't funny?

===> A Sentence

17. What's white and annoying at breakfast?

===> An Avalanche

18. What's orange and tastes like an orange?

===> An Orange

19. What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?

===> Stuck

20. What's blue and smells like red paint?

===> Blue Paint

21. Who shaves at least 20 times a day?

===> A Barber

22. What did one Frenchman say to the other?

===> I don't know, I don't speak French.

23. What did the man say when he lost his truck?

===> Where's my truck?

24. Do you want to know what always makes me smile?

===> Face Muscles

25. Can a frog jump higher than a house?

===> Of course, a house can't jump.

26. Why did the old man fall down the well?

===> He couldn't see that well.

27. Why did the coffee taste like dirt?

===> Because it was ground just a few minutes ago.

28. Why did the Rolling Stones stop making music?

===> Because they got to bottom of the hill.

29. Did you hear about the fragile myth?

===> It was busted.

30. What's a skeleton's favorite type of road?

===> A dead end.

31. How do you make 7 even?

===> Take away the S

32. What's an astronaut's favorite board game?

===> Moon-opoly

33.Someone stole my mood ring.

===>I don't know how I feel about that.

34. What does a sprinter eat before a race?

===> Nothing, they fast!

35. Why don't football players were glasses?

===> It's a contact sport.

36.What's the best animal in soccer?

===> A score-pion.

37. What did one hat say to the other?

===> Stay here! I'm going on ahead.

38. Dad, can you put my shoes on?

===> No, I don't think they'll fit me.

39. What kind of car does an egg drive?

===> A yolkswagen.

40. What's the best smelling insect?

===> A deodor-ant.

41. Where do math teachers go on vacation?

===> Times Square.

42. What's a robot's favorite snack?

===> Computer chips.

43. What did the beach say when the tide came in?

===> Long time no sea

44. How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

===> An arm and a leg.

45. Where do penguins go to vote?

===> The North Poll.

46. How do mice floss their teeth?

===> With string cheese.

47. What kind of music do elves listen to?

===> Wrap music.

48. When does Friday come before Thursday?

===> In the dictionary.

49. What causes dry skin?

===> A towel.

50. What kind of bug can tell time?

===> A clock-roach.

51. Why are fish so smart?

===> Because they swim in schools.

52. How did the barber win the race?

===> He knew a shortcut.

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